I don't mean to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

I’m enjoying listening to Nessa Barrett’s “Tired of California”—“I keep saying that I’m leaving/But it doesn’t work that way” seems genuinely creepy to me.

Adrian Tchaikovsky, City of Last Chances: ( new fantasy world(s) )
John Scalzi, ( what if Starship Troopers but updated? )

Alexandra Rowland, A Taste of Gold and Iron: ( tropetastic fantasy )
Jason Pargin (previously David Wong), If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe: A John, Dave, and Amy Novel: ( wacky fun for us, not so much for them )
Edgar Cantero, Meddling Kids: A Novel: The less-weird book of which I spoke.( Read more... )
Simon Stephenson, Sometimes People Die: ( mystery of killer medical professionals )
Nghi Vo, Siren Queen: ( Hollywood glamour )
Frances Hardinge, Unraveller: ( Cursers, cursees )
Naomi Novik, The Golden Enclaves: ( destroying the enclaves )
R.F. Kuang, Babel, or the Necessity of Violence: an Arcane History of the Oxford Translators' Revolution: ( wherein Britain is rich because others are poor )