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rivkat ([personal profile] rivkat) wrote2005-03-01 06:04 pm
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Most bizarre questionnaire ever

Googling for something else, I found this. It's like something out of a Monty Python skit, yet sadder and scarier. (I was particularly interested in why handwriting analysis was grouped with witchcraft.)

[identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if a high score on FREE WILL (under MORAL CLIMATE) is considered good or bad?

> Do you have difficulty with using curse words or is there a curse word that regularly comes to your mind?

Um, no, not at all; and yes, especially when reading this quiz.

[identity profile] eliade.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Check all that apply:

"INCEST [] NAIL BITING []" ...

If you answer yes to any of the following, please leave now:

__ Have you read any Harry Potter Books?
__ Have you been involved with Pokemon material?
__ Do you play video games?
__ Have you had a blood transfusion?

Um, yeah...scary indeed.

[identity profile] davidhearne.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Bed wetting? Masons? Blood transfusions?

Maybe, like Dekker in Blade Runner, they're trying to find out if you're an android.

[identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That is truly strange. How the heck did you find yourself *there*?

[identity profile] rivkat.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Something to do with non-Christian religious practices.

[identity profile] malkingrey.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
They ask about the Masons and DeMolay and Job's Daughters, but they missed the Eastern Star and the Order of the Rainbow for Girls? Speaking as a quondam Rainbow Girl, I'm insulted.

[identity profile] thecaelum.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah. That's... almost funny in how freakishly strange it is. Wow.

[identity profile] metamorphogenic.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I poked around a bit elsewhere on that site - very scary indeed. Doe example, did you know that Reiki is decidedly NON-CHRISTIAN?!?! Yes indeed, if you are practicing Reiki, or seeking to learning about it, you are advised to just STOP! No matter how well it works, or how good it seems to feel, apparently your immortal soul is in danger if you go there.

[identity profile] metamorphogenic.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Doe=One *shakes head* Obviously I've been spiritually impaired due to practicing Reiki and other esoteric New Age practices.

[identity profile] gianna24.livejournal.com 2005-03-01 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
My god, (heh) is that bizarre...

[identity profile] krisdia.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Wow - incredibly scary. My favorite may have been the occult and any non-Christian religion lumped into one big group (all undoubtedly going to hell, of course).

Reminds me of the kid who told me 'the Rapture' would happen in our lifetimes and that he thought Prince William could be the anitchrist. Yup, I only *wish* I was kidding.

[identity profile] jocelyncs.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I had a little fun and filled it out!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jocelyncs/30729.html

It honestly doesn't surprise me all that much. Down South, this sort of thing pops up all the time. My mother saw a flier in the hospital where she works insisting that Santa is satanic because it's an acronym for Satan.

It's all too believable. Eventually, you just have to laugh at it.

[identity profile] laurab1.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That is really scary.
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[personal profile] lanalucy 2005-03-03 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally love the "conducted by modern cults, such as Jehovah's Witness." Hee!