I don't mean to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

The Frailty of Seagulls

(Firefly) River Tam sees the past and the future. It would be much easier if she knew which was which.

And Besides, the Wench is Dead

(Fringe) Years later, Peter Dunham crosses over and meets the woman who could have been his mother.

and she, like a man, jilting

(Fringe) Charlie always knew that he wasn’t Olivia’s first choice.

Dust Shall Eat The Days

(Vampire Diaries) The great human die-off didn’t leave many vampires around either. Caroline, Damon, and Stefan fight to survive in the decidedly not brave new world, and most days they do okay. Today isn’t one of those days.

Title: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex

Clark’s been to every one of Lex’s funerals. He’ll go to every one until it’s the last.

Title: Phoenix
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex

Lex’s experimentation with Kryptonite leaves him with telepathic powers, which it turns out are no fun at all even if they do offer extremely interesting blackmail opportunities. Only metahumans are immune. So when Clark says he loves Lex, Lex is just going to have to trust him.

Title: Terminator
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex

The terminator is the line between the night and the day of a planetary body. On Earth, that line is always in motion. Clark and Lex are the night and the day.

Title: The Pink Panther
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex

“You know, Clark,” Lex said, “the reference is not, as most people believe, to Inspector Clouseau, but to the pink diamond whose theft features in the first and fourth films.”

Clark might have had a better idea how to react to that had he known where his pants were.

Title: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Smallville
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex

Those are the mightiest thighs I ever have theen! I mean—Clark’s a paragon of virtue, Lex’s the scheming scion of a father who treats him like a slave. There’s a long-lost cousin who Clark almost accidentally marries before Lex manages to dig up the truth and Clark realizes he’s much happier with Lex—even when Lex isn’t dressed like a girl.

Title: Five Times Clark Owed Lex Everything
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clex

The life-saving ratio runs about one to five, if you count the times Lex saved someone Clark cares about. You should count those; Clark does.

The Alphabet of Ben-Sira

Every day one hundred demons perish. These days, a lot of them die at the hands of a Winchester.